Well, above this very text you can see, if you look, the third instalment in our much loved and critically discussed feature, where we look at Britain's hotels through the twinkling eyes of It Bites boy John Beck, the man who has been called the "progressive Egon Ronay" by some.

Well on Wednesday night the band stayed in an unnamed hotel (surely a warning sign!) in Newcastle after their gig at the Newcastle Academy.

It's safe to say that Mr Beck wasn't too impressed with it.

Highlights include a "pissed up guest" who invaded peoples rooms, a "toffee" stain on the floor, and, most shockingly of all, "no window instructions".

Hopefully more tomorrow!