Ok, here's my tips to make the most of your money.

First off, don't waste your money on fresh food. Go straight to the Reduced shelves. There you'll find stuff that's still within the 'Best Before' date, but only just. If you go every day, then you'll have no problems.

Never buy new clothes. Oxfam and Cancer Research shops have a wonderful selection of 'Nearly New' item, in all sizes. These look good, and most are still just about fashionable.

Don't bother with all these fancy-dan shampoos. They're all for nonces like Mark Kelly. Soaps just fine, or if you've got a big date, Lemon scented Sainsbury's Washing Up Liquid does the job.

Finally, try making your hard earned penny go that little bit further by 'accidentailly' drinking other peoples beer at your local public house or hostellry. But please bear in mind that this doesn't always work, although a side benefit is a short stay in hospital, where you'll be able to get free bed and board, and food brought to you. Nice.

More tips next time, folks!

Commander Jadis.