| Welcome,
girls, to the only page in history that centers on THE HUNKIEST CHUNKS
IN PROG!!!
This
issue you can scream your socks off at an in depth interveiw with ex-ARK
and now IQ bassist JON JOWLERT, We met up with JON last week at one of
his secret hide-away love-nests, and put to him those burning questions
you’ve just been ITCHING to ask!
| SILHOBIT
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'So, Jon, how has your new status as
PROG sex symbol affected your
life?’
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| J.J.
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‘Well, to be honest, its all getting a bit much, what with all these
items of underwear that keep getting thrown on stage, as they get in the
way of my playing, and the 24 hour police gaurd is a bummer as well.
IT'S impossible to go for a quiet drink with the lads nowadays.
I
suppose it is flattering-but I'm only prepared to meet the public if
they remain calm and on non sexual terms. People only seem to want to
talk about whether I prefer wearing Y-fronts or boxer shorts.’
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| SILHOBIT
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‘And which is it, or do you just prefer plain old
briefs?'
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| J.J.
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'When I left ARK to join IQ, I didn’t even know their music, so I was
somewhat suprised to find an old NME copy of 'BEEF IN BOX' in my record
collection'
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| SILHOBIT
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‘The girls are just gagging to know, is there a lucky lady in your
life, or are you still an available heart throb?'
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| J.J.
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'So
I saw a new direction for myself in joining IQ, even though they are
traditionally one of Englands top PROG bands’
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| SILHOBIT
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‘And do you have a favourite colour?'
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| J.J.
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'No,
I'm not a particulary good drummer, and if you’ve heard my voice
you'll know why I don't sing!’
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| SILHOBIT
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‘Describe to us your first kiss'
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| J.J.
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‘I saw them last year though I'm not really a Heavy Metal fan, my
tastes do vary'
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| SILHOBIT
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‘Thanks JON for being so helpful'
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Next
issue we get FRANK with FRANK DUNNERY and catch up with his ever
expanding inside leg measurements!!!
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