WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

HEINZ SWINE asks "Where are they now?" The column where you have to be a somebody to become a nobody!

Readers! This is your chance to turn journo sleuth and tell us at SILHOBIT where are they now! For this column that informs you, as you inform us! Is there an ex personality living down your street? Maybe you work with one? Perhaps there's been that chance sighting in Woolworth’s? Bumped into an ex-member of Marillion in McDonalds? Or maybe you just had a crazy dream once about one, and want to tell us! SILHOBIT wants to KNOW!

This edition Mr. BROWN of Aberdeen writes to say:-"EUAN LOWSON, remember him? We here up north, he is our very own minister of sports for Scotland. That self same enigmatic ex PALLAS frontman, we kid you not!

It seems after leaving the ranks of the seminal early eighties PROG ROCK outfit, he found a keen interest in the noble game of Backgammon, and from there it seems a prosperous career in politics was just around the corner!".

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"Well MR. R BROWN, we checked the facts, and low and behold it seems you were just about right (except it's the Minister of PORTS, actually. Remember how old EUAN used to love those epic sea based songs, but who's griping hey!"

So a years subscription of SILHOBIT will sent to MR. R BROWN of Aberdeen for unearthing that embarrassing political landmine for MR LOUSON. So yet another number one exclusive for your action packed SILHOBIT.

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