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Ok this page is for you, the hard core PROG rockers. It enables you to get musical arguments of your chests and let you decide who is right or wrong. So for those of you who are new to reading Silhobit, then let me tell you what this page is about. I Judge Jellyman will put forward the evidence and you the jury will make up the decisions and give a verdict of guilty or not guilty.
I have two cases to put forward to you in this edition. But first many thanks for your support and correspondence with the two cases.
Case no.1
Is Phil Collins Guilty of seriously neglecting the music of GENESIS and bringing their music down to a standard of dis-repair?
Two letters I chose to put in were, these by two PROG rock fans which are for and against. The verdicts will he shown later, but thanks to everyone who voted.
Letter no.1 from Mr Darren Gorse.
"Dear Judge Jellyman I first listened to GENESIS when they released their infamous album "FOXTROT" in 1973. The Music was very fruitfull with a lovely rich sound and full of
interesting time signatures fantastic musical interludes, and outstanding lyrical content. They released many more
excellent albums such as "SELLING ENGLAND BY A POND" and the outstanding "THE LAMB LAYS DOWN ON BROADWAY". The departure of
PETER GABRIEL ended an era for PROG rock music. Since the departure of
Mr Gabriel and MR HACKET, MR COLLINS was able to change the bands musical direction by writing such so called
TOP OF THE POPS and CHARTSHOW kiddies classics as MAMA and good old
PAPERLATE.
So Judge Jellymen I believe that Phil Collins is GUILTY of changing a once talented
PROGRESSIVE band into a mind numbing REGRESSIVE pop band
P.S. "Phil should change his solo album title from NO JACKET REGUIRED to "NO TALENT
REQUIRED!" so I say he is GUILTY!!!."
Letter no.2 from Sharon Gorse.
"Dear Judge Jellymen I think Phil is great. I've
got all his records though, I haven't heard any GENESIS
records. I really like the song
"A groovy kind of love" as me and my boy friend like to dance to it down at
our youth club. Also I think he Is a
great actor in the film "BUSTER". He
really has a talent for acting especially when he does his London accent which must of took ages to
learn. Anyway
I think Phil is quite and I don't care what people say about him".
Sharon age
14.
Now you have read two letters on this case and here is the results. I stress
this is not a wind up and these numbers represent the amount of letters sent to me.
NOT GUILTY 24
GUILTY 87
So there you have it, I Judge Jellyman find Mr Phil Collins Guilty of seriously
neglecting the music of GENESIS and
bringing their music into disrepair
Ok for the next issue I put forward a case Concerning
the meaning of a certain MARILLION lyric. What I Judge
Jellyman wants to know what the hell this lyric means and was FISH under the
influence of illicit substances?
"THE RAIN AUDITIONS AT MY WINDOW,
IT'S SYMPHONY ECHOES IN MY WOMB.
MY GAZE SCANS THE
WALLS OF THIS APARTMENT
TO RECTIFY THE CONFINES OF MY TOMB."
(THE WEB}
Letters or verdicts please send to;
Judge Jellymen.
232 The Marlowes.
Hemel Hempstead.
Hertfordshire.
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