Arena, Landmarq & Revelation
April 3 1996

Mick Pointer is a hard bastard when it comes to life and music. He can't slag off Silhobbit because if he was a baker then we'd take away his oven, and he knows this. Three prog bands were putting their necks on the prog-rock cuffing block and they knew that prog's own weasle, the beady Marvin Orford was casting a critical eye on the proceedings...

Revelation kicked off the evening with a blinkingly youthful set. There are about six bands using the name Revelation and this doesn't do the band any favours, especially if people mix them up with one particularly poor band called Revelation (not to be confused with Revelation). Martin Orford, prog's own weasel, thinks that they should change their name to 'Revelations' to avoid any mix-up. Anyway, Revelation played stuff from their excellent 'Addicted' CD, including the crowd favourites 'Free Wheeling' and 'Wicked Woman' both exceeding the respected 10 minute barrier. The band are doing a tour at the moment and I see no reason why they won't go a long way with such a young talent. If you want to get a gig list or CD then contact their manager at 0171-371-4317

Landmarq haven't had a good deal in Silhobbit in the past and have bean criticised for being weak and pandering to the needs of girls. Whilst their style of prog does appeal to girls and young men of sexual questionability, their is no doubt that names such as ‘Blandmarq' and even crueler names like 'Wankmarq' have now reached the stage where they cease to amuse. Whilst I must admit that their 3 CD’s all have some cack bits they also have some very good songs, which they played tonight. This time I was persuaded to give the boys a chance and give the ugliest band in prog a fair chance. Landmarq were excellent and I really enjoyed their show. They had very good sound and Damian does indeed have a voice that can be described as incredible. The moment for me was the track 'Infinate Parade' which was most uplifting and stuff. Landmarqs future looks uncertain and it looks likely that their next CD may not be an SI release

Arena are the 'meat and two veg' of prog and everyone knows who they are. They are now in the hands of top tour manager greasy Alan, who does a slick job of making sure the lads are on stage on time and off on time as well. Alan also has to be certain that the band all go for a piss before they start after the unfortunate incident with Mick at Rotherham. Arena did perform very well although the sound quality took away their stunning playing ability. John Jowlet put on a fine first performance and is a good replacement for Cliff Arsi, who must never be forgotten as their bass player who played with passion and wore hats. Whilst Carson will be remembered for being as mad as a beef salad, Arsi will be remembered for being cool. The band played all the long stuff from their album. Outstanding guitarist Keith Moore (who pisses over other guitarists) did an excellent solo spot showing why he will win the best guitarist at this year's Classic Rock Awards. The end bit of 'Grendle' and 'He Knows You Know' was a crowd pleaser although the band should've played some new stuff, although this made difficult when musicians keep getting asked to leave. An excellent show by a brilliant band, even if the sound was cack.

All in all it was a great evening's entertainment. Many celebs turned up including the lovely Tracey Hitchens, Fudge Smith, Shadowland's Ian Salmon, and Lionel from 'Jesters Mask'.

E-Mail the bands on the following numbers;
Arena- n/a
Revelation – http://cdj.cerbernet.co.uk/cdj/cdj/inart/revelat.htm
Landmarq - n/a

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