"I'LL GET YOU BACK" Elsing speaks out ...
Former SI boss, Willebrord Elsing, has launched a furious verbal attack on the men who he claims brought SI down. In an interview on Dutch Cable TV channel PRG1, he called Clive Nolan a “fat English pig”, Mick Pointer a "useless carpenter", Nick Barrett "useless", Silhobbit editor Charlie 0'Mara "bald, fat and ugly" and comedian Rory Bremner "a talentless, vomit inducing, ugly bastard". He had to be restrained by talk show host Milo Van Cleef, when Silhobbit reporter Cess Van Der Valke, also a guest on the show, criticised SI's handling of British heartthrobs Arena, and accused Willebrord of running off with subscribers money and spending it on cheep sex and peanut butter. Willebrord punched singer Tracy Hitchings and stormed off the set during the commercial break. In a news conference afterwards, he spoke of British injustice and how he was “… going to kick some English arse this summer..." and started whimpering on about Ruud Gullit, Dennis Bergkamp, Patrick Kluivert and Dick van Dyke. "I'll show you Brits how to play football, I'm the greatest. I can write a magazine that will knock spots off of your insipid 'Wonderous Stories', your plageristic 'Secret World' and even your excellent 'Silhobbit'. Watch out for IO PAGES. Watch out for my new record label. We'll get you, Arena. We'll get you, Marillion. We'll get you, Moria Falls. John Major, your boys took a hell of a beating" he screamed, whilst waving a flick knife around his head.
He has since had his passport removed, but still vows to be in England this summer. If you see him, take extreem care as he is dangerous and unhinged.