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FRED
WEST WAS AN IT BITES FAN BRUTAL
BUILDER INFLUENCED BY
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Freddy "he loved It Bites" |
| Gloucestershire
police have recently issued a press statement that many of the victims
tortured and abused by sicko Fred West and his wife Rose may've been
played records by It Bites and Galahad just minutes before death, it was
revealed yesterday.
Crime
expert PC Lockyear who worked on the case has also shocked the media by
insisting that young victim Tara McGillin owes her life to a dodgy
recording of the Jadis demo 'In the Dark' which may have been played too
quietly giving Tara time to escape whilst angry Fred West left the room
to increase the volume. "Tara
hummed us the tune which was digitally recorded, and we were able to use
our digital fibre-optical laser drive and a magnet to work out which
song it was. There is an error margin of between 8% to 11 % so it is
almost beyond any reasonable doubt that Jadis saved her life. We left
several messages for Ghandler but he has not got back to us yet." Although
it cannot be proved that Fred West regularly attended prog gigs his son
Richard West, keyboard player with Threshold, recalls that "When I
used to play with Shadowland he once phoned up to tell me that he
thought it was a great album although he always complained about the
computer sounding drums". Another
startling revelation was Fred's friendship with Bob Dalton from It
Bites. PC Lockyar insists that, Dunnery and Dalton stayed at Fred's
house for New Years eve in 1991. It was also rumoured that the song
"Rosemary" was written for Rose West and appeared on their
Once Around the World album. "Fred used to love It Bites, and
although much of his video collection consisted of hardcore porn or
snuff movies, he did have some smashing It Bites bootleg videos and some
of their promo videos" he said. "It
was thrilling, as a policeman, to uncover an interview with It Bites on
a Japanese TV network. Gloucester ClD are presently getting it
translated for me" he added. Silhobbit
spoke to journalist PC Matt Ellis who works at the Yard and he thinks
that when It Bites split up it may have become unbearable for Fred and
Rosemary and that incident could've sparked off an emotive reaction from
the West’s, causing them untold mental damage resulting in abnormal
and aggressive behaviour. Probably. Silhobbit
also contacted the prison where Fred West stayed lust before he
committed suicide and they were able to confirm that Francis Dunnery and
John Beck both visited Fred within days of his death. Although there is
nothing unusual about... continued
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