Like Father Like Son...
Many of our fave prog stars were born to be famous, although most of them prefer to disreveal their parental backgrounds. This is a new column where Silhobbit blow the trumpet and tell you who provided the sperm and eggs to give us our fave musicians....

Richard West (Threshold)

Keyboard wizkid Dickie Boy was born in Gloucester and prefers to stay mum about his mum and dad and that's not surprising because his parents are Rosemary West and the late Fred West who hanged himself in jail earlier last year. Foreign Silhobbit readers may not know about Richard's parents who were child killers that sexually assaulted and then buried their victims under the patio. We reckon that Tracey Hitchens owes her life to Richard who refused to take her to his parent's house for steamy sex sessions with underage prostitutes.

Keith Moore (Arena)

It is now fairly well known that Keith's father, Roger Moore, was famous for his acting career in films such as 'Cobbler's Shoe' and various James Bond films including 'Golden Finger', 'The Spy Who Loved Me' and 'Moon Racker'. Indeed as a baby Keith made appearances in ‘Steptoe and Son’ which were filmed at the same studio where his famous father was working.