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Body
Slop
Brain extraction is part of a regular autopsy - You
can see this LIVE!
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Christmas
Autopsy Concert
Coast-progggers IQ
have been warned by the Metropolitan Police
that their eccentric front-man Pete
Nicholls will be arrested if he carries out a
promised live autopsy for hardcore IQ fans before their
Christmas gig at the Mean Fiddler on Charing Cross Road in
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Despite warnings that Peter
Nicholls will be arrested if he does carry out the autopsy he has
promised fans that it will go ahead even though the venue has no license
for such an act.
Ex-butcher Pete Nicholls
criticised those who accuse the band of performing such a macabre show
as a 'gimmick'. "There is no way
we are doing this to make money” Pete told Silhobbit.com "Our
fans are getting an anatomical education and many of them would not
have ever seen a dead body cut up, except at maybe an open-day at a
motherfuckin' slaughterhouse, yet we are willing to give permission
for a pathologist to do a postmortem on our loved ones even when we
don't know what it is and what takes place" he added "Our
fans are getting an incredible pre-concert education"
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Still too young to
remember - Barry and his sister Sarah
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Co-Joined
Separation
Incredibly a few miles
north genius Frank Dunnery has
had to announce that he will be performing a live operation to
separate Siamese-twins on the same night!
The operation will see
co-joined twins Barry and Sarah parted for the first time in
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Frank has at least admitted
that the difficult operation is to be performed as a side attraction
to gain publicity and sell tickets. “I wish
IQ would come clean and tell the fans who have bought tickets that the
band will be performing something what is not education but a circus freak show
or a bizarre Victorian spectacle." accused Frank
"I'm
honest enough to be open to my fans what have bought my tickets and
what they'll get is an exciting show where the outcome is
unpredictable. At my show they'll get the horror but they'll also get
to see hopefully one half survive and they'll be faced with death
which is very exciting!"
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Stop Press!
Oliver Wakeman
has just announced that fans who come to his Classic Rock Society gig will
witness the chance to see "A local 15 year girl give birth via Cesarean
section" he has proudly announced. The concert takes place on the same
evening in Rotherham. The girl, known only as 'Kayleigh' has volunteered
to help the CRS after their annual Christmas Raffle had to be called off when
their turkey escaped.
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Rotherham school kid Kayleigh will give birth to one of these.
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Hudson - It's
normal and proper in these parts |
Classic Rock Society
spokesman, Martin Hudson (left), tried to play this interesting
diversion down, by pointing out that it's not an unusual age for
this sort of operation up there.
Silhobbit.com were
shocked as to how this girl had not given birth before, but
acknowledges there are late developers everywhere. She must have
been embarrassed in school though. If she goes... |
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Editor's Comment
Nobody likes to see human suffering, misery, gruesome operations, genetic
disorders and general freakiness made fun of, or turned into a
sideshow to please Prog Punters, Tom's, Dick's, Harry's,
Johnnie-cum-lately's and ne'er-do-wells, more than I do. But to have
three fine examples of this on the same evening - two in the same
city - is, quite frankly (excuse the pun) disturbing! We, all of us,
here at Silhobbit.com desire, nay, DEMAND a National Register to
make sure this enormous cock-up doesn't get repeated!
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Silhobbit :
Sticking our noses into where it smells!
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