Fish sold Viagra to IQ's Martin Orfod

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Fish in multi £million Viagra Fraud

Actor/Singer Fish Floods Market with Fake Sex Pills

Viagara pills

A police dawn raid at the ex- Marillion frontman's house revealed a secret factory producing thousand of counterfeit “viagra” tablets flooding the market and disappointing housewives, and breaking up marriages thus forcing children onto the streets and increasing crime.

(left) Fish's fake tablets conned customers in North America and Amsterdam.

Scam

Undercover police had been surveying Fish's luxury farmhouse after a tip-off from Porcupine Tree's Steve Wilson who was asked by Fish to help run the lucrative export side of the illegal business in New York, where Steve now has a second home, and spends much of his time. Steve Wilson did not want to get involved.

IQ's Martin Orford was a victim of Fish's cruel scam after buying the tablets on behalf of a friend.

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Marvin Orford

Martin Orford spoke to Silhobbit who was keen to point out that the tablets were bought for a friend who had problems getting a woody-woodpecker.
“my friend asked me if I could help and I went to Fish as he has a good reputation for knowing a lot of people ” explained Martin
“this was a last resort measure for my friend's cock who has been limp for the past year. Fish offered to help and I was conned in the cruelest way ”

Silhobbit.com contacted the police after Martin contacted us to try to get his money back on behalf of his friend who does not wish to be named.

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factory workers captured on secret video

The dawn raid at Fish's farm shocked police at the extent of the operation. There were seven foreign factory workers operating a machine that made hundreds of the 'tablets' that were no more effective than sweets.

Outside there were vans ready to distribute to dealers selling on to desperate couples eager to enjoy a normal sex-life like Sven Goran Erikson and Nancy or Ulrika.

Inquiry

A policeman tested the blue diamond shaped pills and he reported that 2+2 was harder than his own pink-dripping-drainpipe.
“they were no more an aphrodisiac than I don't know what” said pc Rob Curl.

Fish was arrested and his machines destroyed and his foreign workers as police used Fish's fame as a warning to other counterfeiters preying on a man's inability to get a Captain's umbrella.

Editor's Comment;
Fish has build a golf course, but what sickens us is that there are no flags and no holes.
He should be rewarded for a brilliant scam, then imprisoned for ripping-off thousands of men just like Martin Orford's friend.

Impotence affects us all and we mustn't brush it under the carpet as it is nothing to be ashamed of. Scientists believe that it may be caused by ugly women, but if the woman smells then that sends signals to the man's brain that causes him to droop. Viagra helps this problem, but users should be careful that scoundrels like Fish don't make money out of misery. We'll be keeping an eye on this groundbreaking news and bringing you the facts.

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