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Witnesses described Pete as
'Heroic'
| An Extraordinary chain of events took place at a secret location last month which despite the best efforts to keep this groundbreaking news out of the headlines a leak to Silhobbit.com prevents this from going un-noticed.
Witnesses described Pete as 'Heroic'.
We are legally and morally bound to protect the identity of
the owner of the house due to the delicate nature of this
amazing unforeseen act of human endurance
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The Staggering Facts
Everyone loves Pete Trewavas and it is said that he “is a man with no
enemies”. The law-abiding Marillion bassist had
been working outside of Marillion in an all-star lineup of
musicians with his
Transexuals project featuring members of Dream
Theatre, The Flower Kings and Spock's Beard.
The band folded after a bitter row over money and food, so now Pete is working
with a new project with another set of well known musicians and currently
writing with the discreet guitarist 'Mr X' in a secret location between London
and America.
After a successful morning working on new songs Pete and Mr X
decided to get some lunch at the local Asda store. Silhobbit
can exclusively reveal that Pete chose Beetroot Salad
washed down with diet coke.
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headed back to Mr X's house to continue work, but on returning
they were confronted with a sickening blow to the proceedings.
The million to one event that was about to unfold was unseen
and bizarre.
Locked Out
Foolishly Mr X had left his keys in the house thus having
locked himself out. This was a shattering blow and potentially
disastrous as they had no way of continuing work in a garden
with no instruments or alcohol.
What happened next was an incredible act of bravery
that displayed the extra human qualities that so few possess.
Brave Pete now knew he had to act fast to save the day. He was about to put his own life at risk!
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Sickening
Blow
Pete suggested that if there was
a window open he might be small enough to
climb through it. Mr X had access to a ladder which could
solve the situation which should have been needless because if they
had a spare key hidden in the garden their worst nightmare could
have been so easily avoided. But this nightmare was a sickening
reality.
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An impression of what it would've looked like
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Amazingly Mr X had a ladder
and there was a window open in Mr X's Lodger's bathroom, left
open to air the room after brown waste had stunk out the room
on the previous evening. Witnesses were stunned when
dare-devil Pete proceeded to risk his life by
climbing up the tall ladder and using his skill and balance to
squeeze through the gap like an impressive burglar
Danger
Onlookers were stunned when law-abiding Pete finally entered the bathroom but in the process he knocked over a popular cola branded drinking glass which came free with the purchase of two bottles of
American fizzy pop. Once Pete was inside he was able to once again
risk his life by opening the locked front door so that his musician friend could enter.
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Guardian
Angel
Luckily God was on Pete's side on this day and thankfully Pete had a
guardian angle looking over him, guiding him step-by-step up the
perilous ladder and preventing the worst from happening.
In the face of danger Pete Trewavas showed an immense strength of
character and outstanding leadership qualities which led to a safe solution.
What Pete did went over and above the call of duty and is damning to other musicians such as Galahad's
Stu Nicholson, Pallas's frontman and car owner Alan Reed and drummer
Chester Thompson.
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have been praised in the past by Silhobbit.com for giving
blood and vital organs to the homeless, while Moria Falls
keyboarder Dave White received favourable press for
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Medal
Every year Silhobbit will present a musician an award for
outstanding bravery. In the past we have awarded it for the
bravery of a driver who risked his life by driving whilst
drunk, to a musician who risked going to prison for having sex
with an under-age fan, and Martin Orford for risking
his liver each night.
Silhobbit.com - Rewarding Acts of
Bravery
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Editor's Comment
Prog fans were up in arms when Diz Minute was sacked from Marillion for not being assertive enough. Who would have thought that they would have replaced him with a clown-ass tv repairman with clean shoes and a slick-dick image. Polished Pete won the hearts of the fans with his first bass note and ability to play with an out of time drummer. Suddenly
everyone was a winner, and as autumn turns to winter the gloves that Pete has worn must never be buried.
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