EXCLUSIVE

“Mark Kelly Snatched Eggs”
Environmentalists Angered by keyboardist's Thievement

Environmentalists were left counting the costs as Mark Kelly was accused of stealing the rare eggs straight from the nest of a very rare White Eagle who's numbers have dwindled to below a hundred and have been placed on a high alert as a real threat to extinction statistics Silhobbit can exclusively reveal in a document recently leaked to us by the RSPB.
Two eggs were stolen from the nest at a secret Scottish location from a pair of rare protected White Eagles.

Mark Kelly has made no secret of his unusual egg collecting hobby. Fans across the world knew he was never happier than when he was in his egg-room surrounded with his prize exhibits many stolen directly from nests and many on the 'Endangered Species Register'. 

(left) - Mark Kelly's egg room shows a gruesome display of rare eggs which he had collected during many years of Marillion tours and traded with fans. 

The egg in the top left corner was given to Mark by trader 'Klaus Gering' from the Web Germany
 
smug- Mark outside Aylesbury Civic Court)

Appalling

Silhobbit.com read the documents and were all appalled by the devastating effects that egg collecting can have especially if the species population is hanging in the balance.

Greedy

Eggs hatch into fully grown birds which are part of the ecological cycle of life. Mark has, by his actions, damaged the worlds ecology.



Mark uses his computer to trade eggs
Although Silhobbit.com has no concrete proof that the eggs taken in Scotland had anything to do with the Marillion keyboardist we can present you the facts and evidence and let you make up your own minds

The facts

1 Mark Kelly stayed in a hotel 3km from the nest on the day they disappeared
2 Mark Kelly collects eggs
3 Mark Kelly has no conscience
4 A keyboard player “tinkles the ivories” and ivory comes from an endangered species


PC Rob Curle labels up the evidence

You Decide
Silhobbit contacted the WWF who were dismayed with the band.

“Marillion are now the shame of the music world. Bands like Jadis do a lot of good with their annual garden gig raising money for monkeys, whilst Pendragon are involved with donkeys and last year actor/vocalist Fish did good work helping beavers across the world.”

What the celebs say:

Pete Gee "This is a horrid crime and Mark is a disgrace"

Stu (Galahad) "Mark Kelly - I'm too upset to comment, I always thought he was a 'good egg', now my illusions have been shattered!!"

Nick Barrett (Pendragon) "I am shocked to hear that Mark Kelly has been arrested again! This time for snatching rare eagle eggs. He's obviously moving on to greater and more daring capers these days, having started out with relatively 'small fry' by taking all the chickens' eggs from other prog bands' fridges, for his fiendish frying pan escapades. Soon he'll be taking rare dodo's eggs from museums!"

John Mitchell (The Urbane) "Good on him! I fucking hate The Eagles and eagles. They pick on small marine animals and dine on rubbish tips. Oh, and I hate prog rock too!! :-) And don't say 'don't bite the hand that feeds you' because it doesn't feed me, it sends me up the fucking wall. Can you ask Mark where he got his henna tatoos done please. Thanks."

John Jowitt (Jadis IQ) "I'd have thought that with his hair cut, it would be an issue of a rare eagle trying to snatch his head. I should know, happens to me all the time. Perhaps that's why he had the henna tattoo to keep the eagles at bay?"

Marvin Orford (IQ Jadis) "I didn't know you could eat Eagle's eggs - are they any good in an omelette?"