Monkey Boy Paul Cook
Eats his Breakfast, but only Just !

These are the incredible photos that GEP and Nestle tried to ban

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Paul Cook

Silhobbit.com  had a tip off that IQ were staying at the Rotherham Moat House, in Rotherham, so we got up early, and whilst other websites were asleep we were out there getting the progsclusives and getting the job done.

Sick "Monkeyboy" Paul Cook

"He looked like death warmed up" she told us.

"It must have been 10am when he staggered into the breakfast room, he was confused as if he had no concept of where he was or what he was doing."

Incredibly secret video footage Silhobbit.com obtained showed a dribbling Mr. Cook panicking when the waitress asked him if he wanted tea or coffee. 

Confused

He just nodded fearfully. At this stage Martin Orford helped him to his chair and the pathetic site of Martin feeding Paul Cook shocked greengrocers and airline pilots.

The pitiful public display was exploited by our Silhobbit.com reporter who felt it was her duty to bring you the facts, no matter what.

After breakfast Paul was taken to his room, where Martin Orford wrapped him in blankets and left him in a corridor for an hour whilst Martin met up with fans in the bar

Ex vocalist Paul Menel told us that Paul Cook had had a lot of problems over the past few years

"Speculation of a drug habit or Dutch-elm disease may not be far from the truth" according to Paul Menel. 

Since leaving IQ, Paul Menel has shaved off his mullet and is now a tennis coach in the south of France.

Nobody likes to see a hero struggling, no matter how funny it might be. What 'monkey boy' Cook needs is proper help, not that offered by organ-grinder Orford who's spoon-feeding and bottom-wiping is taking up valuable prog time that would be better used writing IQ and Jadis albums and banging the ladies.

Surely moneybags Mike Holmes with all his cash could dip his hand into his deep pockets and see if he can pull out something that would help his chimp playing drummer friend - sooner rather than later please.

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