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Guitarist's Grizzly
Collection Sickens Parents and angry Shoppers
Marillion guitarist Steve Rothery went into hiding yesterday after a police raid on his house revealed a shocking collection of body parts bought from Aylesbury Mortuary Silhobbit can
exclusively reveal.
Security guards at the hospital became suspicious after Marillion
CDs were being 'given' to Mortuary staff, and Police became aware that Rothery was a regular
visitor parking his £40,ooo Porsche by the mortuary and loading containers from the back door into his stylish sports car which was carrying a grim and sickening cargo which would have resembled an Edwardian butcher's shop.
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Hospital staff
became suspicious
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A policeman contacted Silhobbit after Rothery went missing after the police raid which took away huge jars containing a large collection of human remains including lungs, livers, tissue and a pair of valuable
Siamese twins joined at the head, all preserved in formaldehyde.
“Rothery is obviously a serious collector, and his private museum had
amassed an array so vast that his garaged resembled a Victorian
butchers shop ” said PC Wood
“he was out when we called, but we had a search warrant and when we
interfered the garage a grizzly macabre sight was awaiting”
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The photographs that the
police showed us indicated the dedication that Rothery had put
into his hobby. Over 20 jars had been carefully labeled, each
one containing human remains. But his bizarre and morbid
collection also included hair and urine samples and incredibly
x-rays taken after the death
20
jars just like this one were
found in Rotherys passage (right)
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Exhibit 1 - This sample will be reunited with the bereaved
family
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Is Steve's Collection Illegal?
Our legal expert explained to Silhobbit.com that amazingly Steve may not have done anything wrong!
“providing the deceased had given permission for their bits to be used for medical science then it could be argued that Rothery is offering a valuable scientific storage service.”
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Rotheries pride and
joy - every collector's dream
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Pathologist
Heated protesters outside Rothery's house |
Now that the police have gathered the jars they will be looking into the
possibility that body parts were stolen by pathologist and swapped for
Marillion merchandise. It is also rumored that 3 pathologists and a mortuary cleaner all recently holidayed free at Pontin's in return for a valuable
BSE infected brain, rare in many countries but common now in England.
If Police find evidence that body parts were stolen before transportation to the crematorium the items will be posted back to the bereaved relatives and Steve Rothery will be in serious trouble and could face prison.
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Have you seen Steve?
If so the Police have offered a £2000 reward for information
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